Me, The Couple & The Lung Man
I’m always surprised at how after years of encounter with crappy ppl, the crappy frens i know still have the effect of stunning me with their innovative crappy tricks once too often…haha…
here’s my top 2 favourite crap attacks from my frens this week…enjoy! ^_^
CRAP 1
The Couple sent me an ecard that day, with a very nice quote on frenship on the card. Of course, they also wished me a very Happy Chinese New Year and emphasized that they deliberately refuse to send me a REAL new year ecard just for fun =.=
Of course, as polite as i am, i send them a frenship card in return, stating that i have no idea what my weird frens are up to, but Happy CNY too ;p…
Yesterday, another ecard came from The Couple. Yes, u guess rightly, another un-New-Year-Ecard. And, the same one as the one i send them, if i’m not mistaken. Except in this one, they very adamantly remind me again to stop waiting for a REAL CNY card from them, bcoz, i’m definitely NOT going to get it…-.-
Hai….i know i should really stop the crap then…but somehow, irrisistable temptation…;p…
So, I send them the same Un-New-Year-Card back, telling them very very seriously and politely ( i think
)that…YES…i really really know i’m not getting a real cny card…so pls stop insisting anymore…;p Ha!
CRAP 2
Called Lung Man that day to ask about some law books for my fren. This is generally how the conversation went… =.=
"Hello! R u free, Can i ask you a question?"
"Ok! Sure!"
"Erm…I’m just wondering whether the old Christopher Allen evi book can still be used after the new law, do u happen to know?"
Silence.
"Hello?"
Silence.
"Heeeelllllooooo?"
"oh ya ya…i’m listening."
"er…but i just ask you a question…"
"I know."
"so…how come you have no response…?"
"oh…you didn’t ask me to answer wat…u just said u want to ask me a question!"
*#%*#$%*%*@@#&
sori sori, i have to censor that middle part…haha…anyway, Mr. Lung Man kept insisting he did nothing wrong…and in the end, i have to ask him " Can U Pls Answer My Question then!?!?" and…he happily did…hai…=.=
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What more can i say, except…WELCOME TO MY WORLD..*.*