facts of life
5 facts that i re-learn this week : -
- 1 -
Things rarely work the way you planned. Especially when you really want it too. WATEVER will be, will be.
Moral : be cool, no use worrying.
- 2 -
Try not to mix your frens who you speak different languages to, even if they are chatty and friendly. You’ll either have to speak non-stop in zee universal language - English while feeling really WEIRD or suffered the ACKWARD SILENCE =.=
Moral : 1-to-1 relationship is so much simpler
- 3 -
Constrain yourself from making passing remarks about a guy being cute or looking like some movie star to your frens. Especially to those who jump-to-conclusion-u-r-interested-in-that-guy-and-think-u-r-shy-and-kept-trying-to-help-you-attract-the-guy.
Moral : to save yourself from embarassment, control yr urge
- 4 -
Guys who are in a r’ship seems pretty fast to worry that other girl frens are interested in them, whereas Guys NOT in a r’ship alwiz seems to think tt nobody is interested with them. Well, generally. Subject to rebuttal.
Moral : Thinking too much complicates things unnecessary
- 5 -
Pop Quiz : How many ppl does it take to kill a cockroach in my house?
Answer : 4.
One to smack it ( while feeling really really bad )
One to wash it down the drainage ( feeling realli(x2) bad too )
One to pour boiling water down the drainage(feelin reali cruel)
ANd one to produce the relevant sound effects.
Moral : Murder is bad. But, the person who invents the defence of necessity,
thank you. ;p
